Snowed in overnight at an old Shining-esque ski resort avoiding all mirrors, twins, mazes and Jack lookalikes.
It’s called a sports bra bc the actual sport is trying to get it off oneself after a hard workout.
No matter what country they’re in ducks always have the same quaccent.
Overheard my girls discussing how they each want 6 kids someday and “Mom will help!” so this is when I start planning my future island bartending life.
We all make silly mistakes like when I asked the lady with massive lip injections if she was allergic to bees.