When you can’t find your friend Neil
During a full Moon a house turns into a warehouse
Webb. James Webb.
The older I get the less I care about bringing all the groceries inside in one trip
I walk into the store thinking man I look good today and then the self-checkout security camera had to go and point out that I actually look like Squidward
Thinking about how dinosaurs ruled the world for nearly 180 million years and then out of nowhere some giant space rock was like okay it’s mammal time