@chapel3929

*checks the hip hop section*

Nope. No one named Velocirapper yet.

@chapel3929

What idiot called it an engagement ring instead of a Kneel Diamond?

@chapel3929

*deathbed*

All that time wasted. When I could have been *looks at family*

getting down to this… sick… beat

*dies*

*widow rolls eyes*

@chapel3929

There are exactly 2 options for headphone cord sizes:

1. Headphone users have torsos?

2. Giraffe strangler

@chapel3929

Is this cat saying Meow or Mao? Cause I’m not keepin some commie cat