Damn girl are you a cobweb cause you’re really clingy and annoying
My dad and I were never that close. The company he worked for once had a “father-son” picnic and he invited his father
It’s kind of funny how so many people think that being gay is a choice but being fat isn’t
My 5 year plan is to get an amp for my bass. That fish sure does love his energy drinks
I don’t have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend that I do; I just stand in my room screaming “That’s not what I said!”