@chlosephine_

jane austen understood that nothing is sexier than standing seven feet away from someone, making brief eye contact, and then going home

@chlosephine_

today a customer had to wait for blonde roast and he’d had to wait yesterday too and i was like “so sorry this is happening again” and he turned his phone to me and i was like oh no he’s on the phone with head office but he was showing me a video of a rat taking a shower