if eating salty stuff at night makes you puffy in the morning why doesn’t sugar make you fit and contoured
my mom treats her air pods like they’re disposable. buys a few a month. she says they would be easier to not lose if they had….a cord
Me, wearing face mask. Flight attendant: “are you gonna be like this all night?” Me: “yes!! It’s the best mask ever. From Korea. Collagen! Ugh it’s called….Let me get the package out of the trash so you can see ok one sec” flight attendant: “no I just mean like, awake”
Everyone should release their taxes because I cannot read them understand them anyhow
the hamster has finally figured out her wheel. is it possible for her to exercise too much? should I take the wheel out sometimes? I’m worried she’s about to start a fitness instagram
YUCKING OTHER PEOPLE’S YUM IS VERY UNBECOMING
John won’t let me go to dinner in my towel even thought it is my favorite outfit
Damn that is one huge cow. this is why I buy internet on flights. I almost saw that 6 hours after you guys did
any doctors here? am I allowed to get a wax during my epidural? it’s genius and there’s a ton of time to kill anyhow
that lip filler tho
If you are flying out of DC on virgin today, check under your seat for a very large mom bra. It’s like a talk show giveaway!