You wouldn’t know her, she goes to a different pandemic.
Just put the vaccine inside donuts, ok.
[You’re at Gwyneth Paltrow’s house and the power goes out]
NO. DEAR GOD, NO!
Sometimes I get bored and tell people I’ve never had pizza before.
37% of the 90’s was all about jumping.
Don’t act like you miss sex now, you weren’t getting laid before either.
If you’re depressed, start exercising.
You’ll still be depressed, but you’ll be depressed with abs.
How do you restore your body back to ‘factory settings’?
Is it kale? it’s kale, isn’t it? please don’t say kale.
How often do you think they wash the Muppets?
93% of men in the 1930s ate their lunch while sitting on the edge of scaffolding at the top of unfinished skyscrapers in New York city.