[Flirting]
I can turn anything into a PDF, baby.
Most of your problems would disappear if you just turned off your phone. And I know you know that. But not me, bubba. I got jokes to write.
It’s Mental Health Day today.
– Sent from the app that literally causes anxiety.
Are they really a personal trainer, or do they just want to wear shorts to work every day.
Text messages from my mum read like they are from a hit man.
Straight, gay, bi. Doesn’t bother me. But you foot people have some splainin’ to do.
Yes, yes, everyone is stupid except you.
I need to go to jail for about 18 months to catch up on all my reading.
Nobody remembers you winning the 4th grade award for ‘Best Penmanship’, but everyone remembers the one time you called the teacher “mum”.
I tried to pay with cash today, and the kid at the register looked at me like I was showing him a magic trick.
Everyone younger than me is an idiot. Everyone older than me has lost their mind.
If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.
Pacifically speaking, for all intensive purposes, don’t take me for granite.
Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.
If you know karate you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.