Let us pray for my Facebook friend who not only has a headache, but her bus is running a bit late too.
My boyfriend is watching Glee voluntarily and tapping his foot and smiling. That makes me a lesbian now, right?
NOT all policemen are strippers.
This crime scene tape strung between two lampposts is NOT the finish line & these policemen are NOT cheering me on to a glorious victory 🙁
Whoever put the ‘b’ in subtle was a clever bastard.