Funny Tweeter

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Page of clichedout's best tweets

@clichedout : me: one taco plz

"Bro, this is Subway"

me: sorry [leaning in] one footlong taco plz

@clichedout: me: I'd like 2 copies of Math For Dummies

cashier: they're $5 a piece

me: [sweating profusely] here's $47.00

@clichedout: her: when we go to Hawaii let's ride a dolphin

me:

her:

me: i'm taking a plane, Karen

@clichedout: waiter:
me:
waiter:
me:
waiter:
me:
waiter:
me: *takes first bite*
waiter: HOW'S EVERYTHING TASTING

@clichedout: my gf left me bc i'm paranoid

nvm she's back, she went pee

@clichedout: scientist: what do u know about atoms

me: very little

@clichedout: me: can i buy u a drink

girl: ladies drink free tonight, idiot

me:

girl:

me: can u buy me a drink

@clichedout: INTERVIEWER: u put "whiskey" as a reference?

ME: ope i thought it said preference

@clichedout: me: thanks for explaining what a plethora is

her: ur welcome

me: it really means a lot

@clichedout: cop: any drugs on u

me: on or in

cop: what

me: what