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@clichedout : me: one taco plz
"Bro, this is Subway"
me: sorry [leaning in] one footlong taco plz
@clichedout: me: I'd like 2 copies of Math For Dummies
cashier: they're $5 a piece
me: [sweating profusely] here's $47.00
@clichedout: her: when we go to Hawaii let's ride a dolphin
me: i'm taking a plane, Karen
me: *takes first bite*
waiter: HOW'S EVERYTHING TASTING
@clichedout: my gf left me bc i'm paranoid
nvm she's back, she went pee
@clichedout: scientist: what do u know about atoms
me: very little
@clichedout: me: can i buy u a drink
girl: ladies drink free tonight, idiot
me: can u buy me a drink
@clichedout: INTERVIEWER: u put "whiskey" as a reference?
ME: ope i thought it said preference
@clichedout: me: thanks for explaining what a plethora is
her: ur welcome
me: it really means a lot
@clichedout: cop: any drugs on u
me: on or in
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