@clindsaysway

It would be magical for babies and toddlers to fly with animals. In that part of the plane.

@clindsaysway

Grandma used the same wrapping paper for 25 years, so don’t tell me about the great ‘bargain’ you found.

@clindsaysway

Heard Santa and his wife separated, which would make them independent Clauses.

@clindsaysway

*helping son with math problem*

[hour later]

JUST WRITE 75 GODDAMMIT!