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In the Flirtatious Period, the dinosaurs did a hell of a lot of winkin’…

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Apparently, if you put a possum in the mailbox, you’ll get a new mailman…

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Truthfully, I’m hungover. But if anyone asks, this is a yoga position.

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Lackadaisical: when you have misplaced your daisical.

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*Looks left*

*Looks right*

*Crosses road*

*Gets run over by chicken*