In the Flirtatious Period, the dinosaurs did a hell of a lot of winkin’…
Apparently, if you put a possum in the mailbox, you’ll get a new mailman…
Truthfully, I’m hungover. But if anyone asks, this is a yoga position.
Lackadaisical: when you have misplaced your daisical.
*Looks left*
*Looks right*
*Crosses road*
*Gets run over by chicken*