Waiting patiently for something good to happen like that goat in Jurassic Park.
Big shout out to the three people still trying to do jokes.
Drying the waistband of my jeans with a hairdryer as God intended.
Remembering the year my son sent me a Mother’s Day card saying ‘you’re like a mother to me.’
Back from the dentist, my teeth are now the most expensive things I own.
Dear Diary, someone’s sent me a podcast recommendation again.