Statistics Magic: We interviewed 2000 people that have
played Russian Roulette 馃敨 before. All 100% of them survived the game.
馃挴Conclusion: Russian Roulette is completely safe to play!
馃幆 馃コ#stats
Me: I’m Absolutely broke
State of the art tech advertisers who know every single detail of my life: She needs the nicest most expensive bag ever! Oh and Taylor Swift tickets, at 3 times the original price!
#wtfuture
I think my life exists only so an angel can show the successful me from an alternate universe of how much worse it could have been!
#alternative
I’ve been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions.
Why did the new psychology student eat their textbook?
Because the professor said it was a piece of cake!
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I’d have an extra 16 hours of free time every single day if I lost my phone!
Got my blood test results back today, and it’s just as I had feared 馃檨
My body is filled with a lot of blood!