Mornin. * use accordingly
Mornin
Easy enough.
Mornin
Whenever someone asks me “ what do your tattoos mean?” I just say “garlic bread” . The end.
Simple enough.
Mornin
When Al Pacino was young he was all the Beatles at once.
Kid: “ my dad says you spy on people… “
Mark Zuckerberg: “ he’s not your dad”
Well this pretty much sums up 2020.
I just put my flamethrower in my car and my neighbor saw me. This is gonna be a wonderful day.
I have standards. They might be low, but still…..