I am patiently waiting for your email
My wife is upset we can’t afford a vacation this year because I kept paying the kids to behave while I was driving
In 5th grade I had to do a report on Ben Franklin and my parents interpreted it as me liking him so my 11th birthday was Ben Franklin themed
My girlfriend broke up with me. I am devastated. How could you. I did everything. I surprised you with burgers every night
Update on Dad Watching Discovery Channel: he just muttered “you son of a bitch” to a Hippo who chased off the lesser-dominate Hippo he liked
In WWII soldiers left burlesque magazines around so if an enemy found it he’d yell “HOt DOG” then howl like a wolf & give away his position