Oh, dearest paracetamol,
A mystery to me,
Why sometimes you cost £1.10,
But sometimes 20p.
My neighbour wasn’t in when her wedding dress was delivered. She called to ask me if I would take it in for her, so I did and now she’s mad because I made it too tight.
“How about a beautifully elegant giant psychopath duck?”
– inventor of the swan
Who called it a Viking burial at sea and not a gravey boat?
Spices were first brought to Europe in the Middle Ages, and some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.
“Run, run, as fast as you can,
You can’t catch me, I’m the…”
My friend never knew the difference between ‘infer’ and ‘imply’ which was never an issue until he opened a club called Disco Implyno
“I’m putting together a naked firemen calendar and wondered if you guys would like to be involved?”
“Sure. What charity is it for?”
Who called it a pharmacy and not a coughy shop?
First rule of double entendre club is please let us know if you’re coming