Due to market uncertainty my wife asked if we should move around our money and I agreed.
I jiggled the change in my pocket.
What ever happened to simple filters like Black and white or Sepia? Now I need to choose from Funfetti Hufflepuff or Pixie Rave Donkey Punch.
Ya remember when arguing with people on the internet was fun?
Yea. Me nether.
Now I know why women like guys with big hands…. so they can’t eat all the Pringles.
Well played ladies, well played.
Apparently I have an on again off again relationship with reality. I just can never tell which one.
*pets unicorn*
*changes the spelling of ‘team’ to ‘teaim’*
Well that’s one problem everyone talks about fixed.
You must first feel comfortable in someone else’s skin before you can feel comfortable in your own.
–Psycho Therapy
Not to brag but I just completed my resolution from 1987.
*correctly programs VCR*
If you ever find a partially eaten grilled cheese sandwich at my house call the police.
My Car would not run, neighbor said it was a problem with the stringy thing..Took it to a Quantum Mechanic and he disagreed w string theory
I dreamt I was getting attacked by a bike repeatedly.
It was a vicious cycle.
There is no such thing as bad cheese there is only bad people who didn’t eat the cheese fast enough.
Today my battery went dead on my car key so I had to manually unlock it like the pioneers did.
My wife does this cute thing now & then where she goes out shopping for next years yard sale items.
Things I dipped in Nutella this weekend:
Animal Crackers
Pretzels
Strawberries
finger
Feelings