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What ever happened to simple filters like Black and white or Sepia? Now I need to choose from Funfetti Hufflepuff or Pixie Rave Donkey Punch.

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Ya remember when arguing with people on the internet was fun?

Yea. Me nether.

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Now I know why women like guys with big hands…. so they can’t eat all the Pringles.

Well played ladies, well played.

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Apparently I have an on again off again relationship with reality. I just can never tell which one.

*pets unicorn*

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*changes the spelling of ‘team’ to ‘teaim’*

Well that’s one problem everyone talks about fixed.

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You must first feel comfortable in someone else’s skin before you can feel comfortable in your own.

–Psycho Therapy

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Not to brag but I just completed my resolution from 1987.

*correctly programs VCR*

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If you ever find a partially eaten grilled cheese sandwich at my house call the police.

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My Car would not run, neighbor said it was a problem with the stringy thing..Took it to a Quantum Mechanic and he disagreed w string theory

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I dreamt I was getting attacked by a bike repeatedly.

It was a vicious cycle.