You must first feel comfortable in someone else’s skin before you can feel comfortable in your own.
Not to brag but I just completed my resolution from 1987.
*correctly programs VCR*
If you ever find a partially eaten grilled cheese sandwich at my house call the police.
My Car would not run, neighbor said it was a problem with the stringy thing..Took it to a Quantum Mechanic and he disagreed w string theory
I dreamt I was getting attacked by a bike repeatedly.
It was a vicious cycle.
There is no such thing as bad cheese there is only bad people who didn’t eat the cheese fast enough.
Today my battery went dead on my car key so I had to manually unlock it like the pioneers did.
My wife does this cute thing now & then where she goes out shopping for next years yard sale items.
Things I dipped in Nutella this weekend:
My wife asked if I wanted to go to a pig roast this summer but I’ve been fat shamed enough already this year.