Yup
Fill in the blank song lyric “You are always on my __________”…
Wrong answers only !
Me: *Goes outside to take out the trash only wearing underwear.
(Because 6 ft high privacy fence, goddamnit).
Neighbour: *on ladder* “Hi!”We need to move
See?! THIS is why we don’t invite Elsa to the lake house in the summer….
Guys, my husband has been watering A PLASTIC PLANT I put in his home office since March…
The toddler has started to understand more of my BAD language. So my swear words have become a bit more PG… Fudgesicles! Oh Sugar! Sweet Nibblets! Holy Guacamole!
Basically, swearing now makes me hungry.