My hobbies include but are not limited to getting drunk and commenting “LOL” on relationship statuses on Facebook.
Microsoft Word just suggested that I change “you’re” to “you is” so yes, I am very very afraid of what the future of education holds.
With the right person, there is no such thing as inappropriate behavior.
A 23 yr old girl just said I feel like I see people & I think they’re my age then I find out they’re OLD!! Like, THIRTY!!
So I killed her.
Just opened the freezer and the vodka literally rolled out into my hands, no way I could ignore this sign from god.