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My hobbies include but are not limited to getting drunk and commenting “LOL” on relationship statuses on Facebook.

@cupcakelynda

Microsoft Word just suggested that I change “you’re” to “you is” so yes, I am very very afraid of what the future of education holds.

@cupcakelynda

With the right person, there is no such thing as inappropriate behavior.

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A 23 yr old girl just said I feel like I see people & I think they’re my age then I find out they’re OLD!! Like, THIRTY!!

So I killed her.

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Just opened the freezer and the vodka literally rolled out into my hands, no way I could ignore this sign from god.