Do men in Antarctica wake~up with morning popsicle???
Those stupid stress balls don’t work!!!… I just ate one, and it got stuck in my throat… And now, I’m more stressed than before!!!
Him: Why are you going in circles???
Me: I’m buffering!!!
Shit, I just wasted a good corn dog, by eating It with no guys around.
When someone ask me… How are you?… I answer back… You mean in bed?
An Apple a day may keep the Doctor away!!!… But an Onion a day keeps Everybody away!!!
My boyfriend wakes me up when he wants to have sex… Do I wake him up when I want to buy shoes???… No!!!
Why are they giving Lance Armstrong a hard time about doping???… Going to the moon is very scary shit!!!
I helped a little old lady at the market today.. She was too short to grab a box of cereal from the top shelf, so I stood on her shoulders!