@D2BMcG

I’m just going start inventing words and then tell people that’s what we call it in England.

@D2BMcG

Of all the things I could be called, on the phone is my least favourite.

@D2BMcG

My reaction to most music that has been released in the last ten years is “what did they just say?”

@D2BMcG

Yes, I’m English.

No, I can’t speak British to you.
No, I don’t know the Queen.
No, I don’t want a spot of tea.

@D2BMcG

“Hello, my name’s Drew and I’m an addict”

“Sir, this is a cheese counter”

@D2BMcG

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: In a mirror! Well any reflective surface really, windows, shiny cars, puddles…

@D2BMcG

Do you remember when the most annoying thing on the Internet was a dancing baby?

Yeah, good times

@D2BMcG

Getting your shit together just sounds unsanitary

@d2BMcG

You look dirty, so does your toaster maybe you should both go for a bath… I’ll draw it

@d2BMcG

Listen mate, the only rapture I’m interested in was sung by Debbie Harry