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God: *creates a cat* how’re you feline little guy?

Cat:

God:

Cat:

God: *creates dogs*

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Edward Scissorhands: Maybe he’s born with it, maybe he’s Wolverine

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Genie: *transforms me into a turtle* oh wait, did you say eternal life?

Me: *from inside shell* yeah no this is better