[Paranormal Activity, 2007]
a one night stand, but make it spooky
Me: If you pay a mime enough, they’ll talk
The other mimes at the protest: [visibly furious]
[etching on stone tablets] oh and another thing
[Contract Law]
BOSS: for example when you go into a store and buy a banjo for $200 you’re entering into a contract
ME: so there’s strings attached?
Björk is probably my favorite singer named after the sound a dodgeball makes
Vampire: *getting impaled*
Please. My heart. It’s very stick..
Edward Scissorhands: Maybe he’s born with it, maybe he’s Wolverine
God: *creates a cat* how’re you feline little guy?
Cat:
God:
Cat:
God: *creates dogs*
Genie: *transforms me into a turtle* oh wait, did you say eternal life?
Me: *from inside shell* yeah no this is better