Meat Loaf, Korn, Limp Bizkit, The Cranberries and the Smashing Pumpkins should go on a Thanksgiving Dinner Tour.
*i look my lawyer dead in the face*
I said ask him.
*lawyer stands up*
Your honor my client would like to know where you got that robe.
Snake: What do you do?
Gun shop owner: I’m an arms dealer.
*snake gets super excited*
Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?
Because he didn’t feel well.
How much for the horse tornado?
Sir, that’s a carousel.
I must have it.