Mickey: ok but that’ll be $20 extra
Goofy: Done.
*Mickey puts on bow and heels*
*calls hotel front desk*
“Hi is the stuff in the mini bar free?”
No sir, you will be billed for any-
“Someone robbed my mini bar”
*incoming text*
“hey bud can I crash at ur place”
Sure come on over
*sound of approaching airplane*
People who say “adorbs” make me miserbs