Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.
help! watched my son get a mullet, and now I can’t stop singing Achy Breaky Heart.
if someone had told me corporate was coming today, I would have waxed my mustache
me: I wish there were more hours in my day
the sun at 5:30 a. m.: hey
m; eew. no. not you.
Went for a drug test today in my glasses with a mask on the entire time. I could have sent someone else.
Own two different pasta machines.
still make cup noodles with the Keurig.
added child seasoning to the list instead of chili, so that changes up next week’s menu.
older women will do that thing you like.
~bake cookies
poor people rarely die from ski related injuries