@darksidedeb

It’s a painting of dogs playing poker because cats would’ve just knocked all the cards off the table.

@darksidedeb

I can bend a spoon with just my mind and some hard ice cream.

@darksidedeb

I’m going bananas!

*What I tell my bananas when I’m leaving the house.

@darksidedeb

Your birth certificate is your very first participation trophy.