When reading a friend’s work, always remember, it’s helpful to give brutally honest notes, especially if you have too many friends.
I can always tell, after reading the first page, if a script has, at least, two pages.
I love sipping margaritas by the pool. Or, as my neighbor with a pool calls it, “Trespassing.”
I don’t like to sit down for bad news because I never want to ruin sitting down.
Yachts are for rich people who always thought waterbeds were cool.
I gave brutally honest script notes to a close friend and he really respected me for ending the friendship.
“No one told me we were picking weapons today. What’s left?”
– Donatello
I returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.
SON: Dad, were there any doctor shows like Grey’s Anatomy when you were a kid?
ME: Yeah.
SON: What was it called?
ME: Grey’s Anatomy.
Screenwriting:
ACT ONE: What’s their deal?
ACT TWO: This wasn’t the deal, now let’s see how they deal.
ACT THREE: They’re a whole new deal.
Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.
When you write a scene that finally fixes that one plot hole.
If you’re not writing, that’s fine, but just know that someone else is. So, if you really want to be successful, figure out who it is and get them to stop.
There’s no song for those of us who want to throw our hands up in the air and wave ‘em like we have a great deal of concern.
On the plus side, I don’t think anyone will ever again use the term “staycation.”