Oh thank goodness, my Uber driver knows what’s really wrong with this country.
They don’t seem to abduct humans like they used to; looks like we are not the only planet with government science-funding budget cuts. Sad.
I’m no expert, but I would guess the internet really affected encyclopedia sales.
In a parallel universe, a zebra is walking around her contemporary decorated house, on top of a skinned blonde chick with big hoops rug.
What we all have in common is how extra stupid we look when we stop everything and focus on removing a stray hair from our tongue.