You guys have made me afraid to pick up my son’s socks
If they don’t want me to ash on the floor,maybe they should put some ashtrays in this gym
*walks up to cashier with paper towels*
Are these the largest tampons you have?
*pulls lighter from bra*
Where’s the shit you made me at school?
I bought new running shoes. They look really good while I sit outside and smoke
*blows perfect Jesus fish with cigarette smoke*
I don’t sit crossed legged to be classy, I’m holding my tampon in