Dear God I need smarter followers.
God: Me too.
Coworker: What’s twitter like?
Me: The door handle is broken and the maid is drunk.
Beer: When are you coming home.
Me: Right away honey.See. Marriage works. Just choose the right wife.
Dear God I need smarter followers.
God: Me too.
Coworker: What’s twitter like?
Me: The door handle is broken and the maid is drunk.
Beer: When are you coming home.
Me: Right away honey.See. Marriage works. Just choose the right wife.