Hear me out. A special line at the airport for people who understand the concept “empty your pockets”
15 just called The Beastie Boys old people music so it looks like we’re gonna be empty nesters a few years ahead of schedule
The Neverending Story is my favorite movie about laundry
Bon Jovi promising we were half way there 37 years ago is why I have trust issues
TBH the people putting gas in plastic bags are less delusional than I am when I pack gym clothes for a vacation
If you mean sleeping all day and only speaking to demand meals then yes, my teen has cat-like reflexes