me: I liked your memoir. Not sure why it ended with a recipe though
The recipe I’m making specifically says “allow to cook undisturbed,” and yet my whole family is standing around in the kitchen
The neighbors on either side of us have both mowed their lawns twice this week. I think we’re in the middle of a turf war.
Captcha: pick all the squares with worms
Me: *sigh* why is it always click bait
There’s just something about my posture after sitting in front of a computer for hours, a certain je ne sais quasimodo
It is what it is. Unless it’s cauliflower. Then it is what it isn’t.
Do people who name their kids Tucker not know about the banana-fana song?