@dethbycofee

i finally learned that stocks are the birds that deliver ur baby so follow me for more finance tips

@dethbycofee

its cute how 2020 is trying to out do itself by being more shitty everyday. almost like it’s trying to impress me….omg are u flirting with me, 2020?

@dethbycofee

Women: I need a man that can open pickle jars and kill spiders

Me: *Opens a jar of spiders* Did I do this right?