i hate when adults say “tummy.” im a grown up. it’s my STOMACH that hurts because I had too many sweets without mothers permission
watching succession is proof that you literally don’t need to know what’s going on to have a great time. is this how dogs feel
asked my bf how work was today
my boyfriend told me he would not love if I were a worm. Which wouldn’t bother me except for the fact that I didn’t ask
i like to start most sentences with “as a writer…” because it’s important to me that everyone know i am, at my core, a liar