Wonder why we didn’t get blimp sky view coverage of game.
FBI: oops wrong one
I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.
7 years ago I had a surgery at the hospital I am having a procedure at this morning, I jokingly filled out the paperwork 7 years ago, saying I like to be called “My Lady” well, the patient registrar, just called out, “MY LADY?!” followed by my last name and now I am dead. ☠️🤣🤭
Empathic Friend: Oh honey, you’ve got a lot on your plate
Me: I got the buffet 🤭
Because I’m on a health journey, I’m no longer looking for a sugar daddy, I’m now looking for a protein papa. Don’t make this weirder than I already have.
I wonder if Jason Bateman is thinking about me too