My daughter just put a box of un-frosted Pop Tarts in my grocery cart so I walked out and left her there.
Good luck with that life.
I just ‘borrowed’ $20 from my teenage daughter.
She’s such an idiot.
Don’t get excited girls. That bulge in my pants is just emergency Oreos.
I didn’t think it was possible to travel 10 years back in time until I got into an argument with my wife.