[The inventor of biscotti]
This coffee would be so much better with a crouton
On the off chance you choose to start a rumor about me, please make it extra hot so I can live vicariously, thanks
As our eyes met across a crowded room, he turned to the man next to him and said, “that’s her…” and that’s how the cop delivered the restraining order
My libido: please have sex
My social anxiety: by yourself