Practice self-care like bats, avoid daylight & hug yourself adoringly while you sleep.
Remember, you can become haunted by a ghost whenever you want. You’re an adult.
Death is often a good career move if you’re a poet.
Be the reason why your priest speaks in a dead language at your exorcism.
Practice self-care like bats, avoid daylight & hug yourself adoringly while you sleep.
Hydrate the goths. No government stands a chance against hydrated goths.
As your goth personal trainer, I urge you to stay in shape so that you can outrun your haunted past.
In honor of the winter solstice I will also be cold, distant & filled with darkness.
Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.
Be the reason why the lights flicker when you enter a room.
How many dates should you wait before you tell a girl that you’re just a barn owl
As your personal mortician, instead of making you look beautiful I will make people fear you.
The best books are the ones that no matter how many times you burn them or bury them in the woods, they always wind up next to your bed.
Find you a freak in the sheets & a librarian in the library.
Practice self-care like werewolves: carry deeply emotional secrets everywhere you go & once a month eat the hearts of all who have wronged you.