starting group chats is like that fox chicken & bag of grain riddle where you cant put certain guys in the same boat or theyll kill everyone
in a world where big data threatens to commodify our lives,. telling online surveys that i “Dont know” what pringles are constitutes Heroism
really hoping a cop doesnt wander into my room and sees me googling “how to do a hit and run 2021” out of context
drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,
Leaving the group chat so I can focus on my responsibilities as a Shark Tank subbreddit moderator .
that picture of all the construction workers sitting on a steel beam eating lunch except its me & the boys sitting on the floor at game stop
obliviously driving m y car through chernobyl , absorbing lethal anmounts of radiation while looking for cute girls
i will not close my account until the sport of golf is rightfully named “golfball” like the other ball sports
list of casinos I need to burn down in order to prevent my credit score from going to the dogs: ceaser palace, trump cube, chuck e cheese,
ive modified my phone to deliver electric shocks each time one of you unfollows me. The pain will make me kinder, humbler, and more powerful
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
sick of our media’s unrealistic portrayal of Boomerangs , which are weak as shit in real life
The reason the “Cars” movies have gained so much popularity is becuase the cars speak to one another. You don’t get that with real life cars
i would take so many bribes if i was a judge. half my shit would be bribes. take bribes from the criminals until theyre too poor to do crime
the vatican should not be allowed to name any new saints until God sorts out my numerous issues with the citibank web portal