The new Ring movie looks terrifying
I’m only attractive if you’re drunk.
*buys everyone a drink*
And I was never asked to make anything for the school bake sale again
Has anyone tried sacrificing a billionaire to the old gods?
Why is it called scissoring instead of clash of clams?
Her: Wanna make a baby with me?
Dr. Frankenstein: Hell yes.
This is exactly how that old gypsy lady said I was going to die.
I passed out in an alley last night and woke up being initiated into a raccoon street gang.
Captain: I’m really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don’t worry, big guy. You got this.