everyone calls you Cass and just assumes it’s short for Cassandra, but really your name is Casserole
detective: lot of mysterious break ins lately
chief: anything we can do?
detective: sure, lock homes
date: i love that you know about plots of land
me: thanks that means a lot
director: it’s a really cute movie about a deer and his mother
disney: sounds great, let’s add murder
witch 1: i can’t find my broom
witch 2: that’s fine i can drive a stick
call me an overworked optometrist the way eye care too much