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@dsylixec : *pushes you to the couch and latches on*
I'm a koala, and you're my eucalyptus tree.
*pretends to eat your hair*
@dsylixec: If you're trying to kidnap me, just wave a bag of cookies and throw it in a windowless van. I will happily and hungrily follow.