absolutely pissing myself over this police chase in LA. man running from police. going over 100mph. but still religiously using his blinker
i ordered the mcdonald’s land air and sea burger and my stomach quit in the middle of its shift
me: i love sleepovers
doctor: this isn’t a sleepover, you’re in the hospital
me: then why do I have this nightgown
doctor: that’s a hospital gown
me: truth or dare
doctor:
me:
doctor: dare
*in hell*
satan: dude you gotta stop following me around
me: I don’t know anyone else here I feel awkward