HARRY JR: what do you see in the mirror of desire, papa
HARRY SR: well if i look closely i see you mowing the lawn this morning like i asked
why did double and triple dog dares go of out style. it’s win-win. you either see your friends do stupid things or you win two to three dogs
game of thrones is such a cool show. they should make a book out of it. [props a stick under a box to capture all the nerds that respond]
to discover what’s going on with justin bieber we caught up with his manager scooter braun, who is named after two different types of razors
ACTORS’ TIP: can’t afford headshots? run a red light and use the photo they mail you. as a bonus you can add “driving stunts” to your resume
scarlet joe hanson sounds like an old timey boxer’s name. “weighin’ in at 182 lbs, 5’9″, the ol’ black widow, scarlet jooooooe hansen!”
“let’s put computers and keyboards in our cars. now let’s go catch all the people typing on tiny keyboards in their cars” – cops
why was 6 mad when 7 won her a stuffed elephant? because 7 1 1 4 9 2
“ONLY 90s KIDS WILL GET THIS” I say loudly as I gesture towards my crotch