HOT SINGLES HAVE MIGRATED AWAY FROM YOUR AREA DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE
Ashley Madison website is having problems. But instead of addressing them directly, it’ll just look for a younger hotter website on the side
To all the men out there without ponytails: What are you afraid of? SUCCESS???
I wish gyms had a “montage” option
You’re not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU’RE RICH
This Viagra show looks cool but they keep cutting away to football
If the British had won, today we’d all be celebrating the Fouurth of July
Kesha dropping the $ sign from her name just shows how bad the economy really is
My nickname is Gilette because I’m the best a man can get. Also, I will cut you
1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Sandy
4. Hand Jive
5. Ramalamalamadingadadingedong
– Five Stages of Grease
If you accidentally get stuck holding the door for a bunch of people. 1. Relax 2. Accept your fate 3. You are part of the building now
Shark Week is just another made up holiday to sell more sharks
I think my abs look pretty good for a mother of 2 kids.
I don’t have kids.
“Move miss, please get out of the way. Please get out of the way, miss. Please get out of the way.”- Ludacris’s cousin, Kurteous