Did you come from a “never take medicine for any reason whatsoever” family or a “you might get a headache today, take 12 advil” family
Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do u really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to optimize SEO for a mid level online publication? No. It was to ride a pony on a space rainbow. Grow up.
My sister just had a baby and I texted the family group chat “oh shit new nephew just dropped” and no one found it funny they were just ashamed of me, which they should be
LinkedIn really flies under the radar as the social media platform that’s absolutely the most unhinged
I don’t need TV dramas, I just need Amazon product reviews
If u rob a container store does that count as organized crime?
My therapist keeps telling me to stop comparing myself to other people—that life’s not a competition.
Which, to be fair, is exactly what I’d say to someone I was trying to beat, too.